I'm over you!!

Dear Fat clothes, We're just not as close as we used to be. All you do is take up space in my closet and drawers that would be much better used for hot, sexy new outfits. I've kept you around "just in case" for fear I might need you again some time. Well it's been almost a year now and I still haven't found the need. You don't contribute anything anymore to my smaller curves. We don't have any good memories together and besides I've met somebody else, much smaller to hug my curves. Face it, it's time for both of us to move on! I'm sorry...it's over!!! Love, Me